I have been observing the world of tumblr for a while now. I have come to the conclusion that in order to blend in with this society I must create the most foolproof disguise…

Today I am re-blogging a fandom that supposedly is exclusive but in reality that fandom is loved by hundreds of people. Due to the fact I cannot find one of these fandoms in my possession I will have to improvise.

Thus, I will use my own words. Of which I am a fan of…and the many voices inside my head I claim to have will be my comrades to back me up in case any fool challenges this fandom!

Okay that’s covered…

Now I need to whine obsessively over a problem that can be solved easily if I remove myself from this website and actually attempt to take care of it. I will have to search diligently for something of great magnitude to be so crippling to my lifestyle.

Aha! I have yet to fold my laundry!

Clearly this event is so traumatic I may never recover from it. I will plunge myself off this 3 foot tall bed to my death if no one responds to this message.

I feel as though I’m missing something very important…my camouflage will not be effective if there are any holes…

a hilarious gif! That’s it! Allow me to check my files to see if I have any. Alas…due to my computer needing to run at a decent speed I do not have gifs and files cluttering my system. I might have to do the unthinkable and retrieve one from google search…this is very risky seeing as I have safe search turned off. Also if I borrow a gif from this search engine…I would not be allowed to credit the original source or else I might be found out! I don’t think I could live with the guilt of that and my unfolded laundry.

Maybe if I take something that’s already been said in this message and repeat it in bold text, my scent will be hidden from the mass of zombies in front of their screens. Even more, I might be so brave as to change my url several times in one sitting…every name must be inappropriate or related to something I watch on tv.

These creatures are indeed complicated…and my trek into their territory today has been a rewarding one. I hope to return some day and possibly interact with them directly. Be welcomed by their chief and partake in their rituals. Only time will tell however….I already have 3 notifications awaiting my return to the main page.